No kidding, Michele Bachmann is now a Swiss citizen. Doug Mataconis wonders how Bachmann would react if a Democrat did something like this.

Why wonder, when it’s more fun to speculate? What would Michele say if Obama became a Swiss citizen?

“This is another example of the Swissification of men in the U.S.”

“Let me tell you folks, they got lots of languages over there in Switzerland. They speak I-TALian, they speak French, they speak German — just like the Nazis did. They even speak Romansh — what the heck is that? But do they speak English, like Jesus did? No way.”

“If the President thinks he can fix our health care system with a couple of Ricolas and some hot chocolate, he’s got another thing coming”.

“The President can yodel about his proposals as much as he wants to, but they’ve got more holes in them than that cheese they make in his home country. He’s in desperate need of psychiatric Alp”.

“The President has slalomed our economy into some deep fondue”.

All join in with your own suggestions, please.

[Cross-posted at The Reality-based community]

Keith Humphreys

Keith Humphreys is a professor of psychiatry at Stanford University. He served as a senior policy advisor at the White House Office of National Drug Control Policy from 2009 to 2010.