The Bush Bulge

THE BUSH BULGE….The White House flatly denies it, and I guess I don’t believe it either. Salon thinks this picture is proof positive that Bush was wired during the second debate, but that’s a little too far out there for me.

But if it’s not a transmitter hidden under Bush’s jacket, what the hell is it? It’s no suit pucker, that’s for sure. There’s something there, and it’s a square about six inches on a side.

Some kind of back brace? Doesn’t seem like it. A medical thingamajig of some kind? Could be, I guess. Is that why Bush decided to skip his annual physical this year? So he doesn’t have to fess up to some kind of health problem during the campaign?

Beats me. But this is very strange.

UPDATE: On the other hand, I don’t see anything at all in this picture. I’m really not sure what’s going on here.

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