BURGER 911….This is so embarrassing. Via Jeanne, a woman calls the sheriff’s department to complain that Carl’s Jr. has screwed up her Western Bacon Cheeseburger:

Ma’am, we’re not going to enforce how to make hamburgers. That’s not a criminal issue.

….You’re supposed to be here to protect me!

What are we protecting you from? A wrong cheeseburger?

Why embarrassing? The cheeseburger lunatic is a fellow resident of Orange County. And here I thought Dana Rohrabacher was the worst of my worries.

Transcript here, although you really need to listen to the audio to get the, um, flavor of the conversation.