Cell-O-Phone Park?

CELL-O-PHONE PARK?….From the LA Times today:

A series of proposed revisions of National Park policy has created furor among present and former park officials….

The potential changes would allow cell phone towers, low flying tour planes and renewed mining claims into parks where they were previously prohibited….

Great. Soon there will be literally nowhere left in the entire country that’s free of people yammering away on their cell phones and complaining about lousy reception. I hope they all get eaten by bears.