SUMMER BLOCKBUSTERS….This is ridiculous. Apparently there’s going to be a movie out this summer called Pirates of the Caribbean and another one called Haunted Mansion.

Are they just going to go through the whole list of rides at Disneyland? What’s next, Autopia: The Movie?

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